The Ones You Call When Everyone Else is Busy (3)

“Need help? We’re the ones you call when everyone else is busy. 555-HERO.”  Nick snuck downstairs and called the number. “Hi, you have reached The Ones You Call When Everyone Else Is Busy. Please leave a message and we’ll be around to help you as soon as we can fly or well, walk there.” Nick sighed. This did not sound promising.

Wrongfully Accused Villains Association

“Yeah, you know the one, the wolf, the one I’m talking about. He “allegedly” ate the three little pigs. He claims to be “innocent.” Joe attempted to make air quotes. “I’ve seen all his books. But he’s a mastermind, I tell ya. He’s the one behind it all.”

Princess Gertie (in its entirety)

So once upon a time, there was me. My name is Gertrude – Gertrude. Horrible isn’t it? Well it’s not my fault; all of the good princess names were taken. What? Oh didn’t I mention that I was a princess? Yep, I am, well sort of anyway. I am a princess because my grandma is the queen and one day, when she gets bored, my dad will be the king. It’s kind of just a title, because you see, I am not very good at the whole princess thing.

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